Going Going Gone

My people, a quick one from the seat of power:(I sneaked off to do this in town, I suspect say dem don tamper with my server, to enter my own blog dey wan hard me...)

You must have heard this:

Kogi governor has been asked to waka by Election Tribunal

Kebbi Governor, and my boss' son-in-law, has been issued a tentative red card from the field of "chop"
Just this morning, Cele Omehia, kingpin of the richest state in Africa, was sacked without option of protest by the country's highest courts.

But you probably have not heard this:
More gominas are on the hit-list. Take this as confirmed. From someone who should know. I do not haunt the corridors of power for nothing.
The following gominas should - if they haven't started already - start packing their luggage, baggage, name-tags and official photos (framed handsomely in every ministry, bank, etc):

• Adebayo Alao Alamala Akala of Oyo



• Segun Agagu of Ondo



• Osunbor of Edo

If you like, say na me tell you o...

PS: (Ol'boy, I dey waka o. Ahmadu Ali just enter the cafe. If im see me here, my own don finish. Wetin de man come do here sef? OK, I don know. Im bin come google "Azerbaijan" - I bin here say na dere Presido dey post am as Ambassador. Poor Ahmadu. Im come use google find out where the country dey. And weda money dey dere or not. Yeye man. Na Naija Ambassador to North Pole dem for give am, make im go dey curse polar bear till him quench...

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