Thursday, May 17, 2007

My Appointment Letter














The Office of the President of the Federal Republic of Naija
Aso Blog
Abuja
Dear Sir,
LIFE APPOINTMENT AS BLOGGER-GENERAL OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NAIJA
On behalf of the President and Commander-in-chief of the Federal Republic of Naija, I am pleased to inform you that, after extensive consultations and deliberations with the Federal Executive Council, the National Security Council, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), the Nigerian Intelligence Agency, The National Council of Elders, the Chartered Institute of Blogging of Nigeria, amongst many other stakeholders, you have been, with unanimous approval, offered the position of Blogger-General of the Federal Republic of Naija, for Life, starting today, the 17th day of May, 2007
The terms, conditions, perks and perquisites of office are contained in Appendix 1. Appendix 2 contains details about your swearing-in ceremony, and the grand state dinner that is being planned in your honour
Accept my hearty felicitations on this historic appointment, and please feel free to get in touch with me with any questions you may have.
Yours Faithfully
Omosesuuru Kosibinu
Senior Special Assistant to the President on Blogging and Yahoo Msngrn

37 comments:

laspapi said...

but you're crazy o!

Abeg send your submissions for the naija bloggers anthology to nigerianbloggers@yahoo.com

5 submissions, we'll publish 3. Make sure you add this whole appointment letter write-up. Its very good.

BabaAlaye said...

Welcome to Blogger son.

You write well. Are you really unemployed?

Blogger-General of the Federal Republic of Nigeria said...

@Laspapi
laspapi Baba! The woman whisperer!
Insha Allahu - You go hear from me.

@Baba Alaye
Tenx for de visit. Sorry, I dey Eagle Square when you show. As Blogger-General, na me dey cover the event for this side of the world. Hope say you go come again.
PS. You get job for me? (lol). Abeg if YES, holla sharp sharp o.
PS 2. Dis ya endorsement of my blog, excitement catch me o. I wan do headline: BABA ALAYE ENDORSES BLOGGER-GENERAL FOR ETERNAL TERM...

Naija Vixen said...

Oh my God!!! Odikwa serious oh!!! Luvn it already tho!

Unknown said...

Oh my goodness...are you for real...this SO funny on so many levels...great writing...very creative...I'll be back

Chris Ogunlowo said...

I love your peckish sense of humour. Could u update ur profile, please?

Ms. Catwalq said...

tew tew funny
congrats on your appointment.

Nilla said...

You're really funny!!...love the way you write.

Welcome to blogsburg.

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