Abeg, before you read this article, if una get long ting' abeg go take the boxers survey organised by my office below.
I jus' read yesterday Punch newspaper now, na so so news of naija governors wey dey take off to Spain and Cameroon and Gambia and Iraq na im full the paper. Dem dey wave make Nuhu no "tafa" (Yoruba word for "arrow"; or name of fmr Naija armed robbery kingpin - pik ya choose) dem.
100m dash to nearest border (how potbelly go gree dem?)
http://punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art200705271313685
Atiku's bandage removal
http://punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art200705271322590
Chimaroke Nnamani
http://punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art200705271341871
Orji bobo don hand over sharp sharp. Dem say im wan go Gambia. Odili, dem say im don charter aeromcopter to spiderman himself out of nuhu's reach.
Dem say some govs go take Seme border, some na bakassi peninsula - those ones go be southsouth govs, wey sabe swim well well; some go take Chad, abi na Borno, i sure say some go use parashute abi na kite fly comot this countri.
the question na dis: which kin' criminals we come select for power like dis, wey na so so run dem sabe do.
Even atiku don move, dem say im go remove bandage for im leg wey im break before elections. it is sad for this naija o, wey all our big-mouth doctor no sabe remove bandage again.
Walahi, if i be presido for naija, na for Germany i go dey go do my morning toilet! wetin concorde jet dey for?
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Chei! Chei! Chei! this country! una no go kill person oh! tufiakwa!!!!may they all be punished a thousand times!
Bros, welcome to blogville! I agree with Laspapi, submit that first entry to nigerianbloggers@yahoo.com. Check out the details on Laspapi's blog.
I'm sure you're quite witty and funny... but I'm sure you could've found a less rude way to get me to check out your blog...
@ waffarian.
I salute una o.
AMEN. AMEN. AMEN. to una punishment prayer. Na Agbana, PhD (locust and cankerworm) go chop all those money wey dey those potbelly
@ONB.
Abeg, nor vex, na de kain kain wey I use wash supper down dat day na im disturb me.
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