Underwear for 3rd Term

my peeps. hi. wussuppin. I have this issue that has been bugging my mind like no mans business. It's a male matter, so any woman who puts mouth inside will be summarily dealt with. Let me start here. when we were in school, one of my guys, Mr A, was known for wearing one boxer per semester. ie, the distance between two washings na one semester. he only undressed from the boxers to take his bath, and promptly resumed into them. On the other hand however is my humble self, blogger-general. I am a man of one boxer one day. yes. i wear a boxer in the moring, wear it to sleep, and the next moring i off it. chikena. if i do second term with the boxer them it means that situation tight, ie no substitute. and in dat case of second term, i try to ensure that i off the boxer at night before i sleep, so dat it can regain some freshness in the moring before i resume into it.
i want to throw this issue open. how long should any decent son of man, and possessor of a long ting, wear a pair of boxers without allowing the boxers to see the Surf (in the same way Udeme dey allow the beer to see the sky).
share your experiences. what is the longest for which you have operated from the same boxer-HQ. are there any health implications in keeping the same boxers on your yansh for eternity. will there be boxers in heaven or hell? how do you wash your boxers, eventually when the senate of smell (B.O = boxer odour) says NO to seventh term. do you soak it overnight. or do you just dip in Omo (like say na advert) and squeeze. do you even wear boxers in the first place or are you a sailor. how many boxers do you have? one? u don ever steal or borrow person boxers before? the questions are endless, and so I assume, will be the answers.
Rush your own in, eh. As laspapi don dey do anthology of nigerian bloggers, maybe the office of the blogger general go do Boxerology of male nigerian bloggers. we might ask you to send in one copy of your boxers, worn but unwashed. might be a cool idea.
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