How old is Garba Lawal?

My peoples, I get question for una: How many CVs una get?

As the Maurice Ribadu of bloggistan, all dese kin' fraud fraud matters na im dey incite, sorry, excite me. Chei! It is good to have a job after many years of contributing to Guardian's Profit After Tax o... (Tue and Thur Guardian) he he he.

I dey waka up and down the informational 3rd mainland bridge superhighway na im I jam dat buka wey dem dey call nairaland. Na im I see say some murrafokas don comot shirt dey eschange blow over the age of our footballers.

http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-55467.0.html

Na de one wey kolo me pas be Agbero Luvhenry wey say:

from a very relaible source
okocha late 40's
kanu 42 dot
oruma 57.
mr garba lawal between 65 and 70
taribo is in his late 50's almost 60

I laugh laugh laugh i wan kolo. I laugh laugh laugh so tey President Musa (my office for Villa no far from im own) send im houseboy, F. Fanny-Kay to come ask me say wezin zey woarry my head.

Hear wetin Egbon Lafile talk:

Wow!Wilson Oruma played U17 in 1993. His younger brother was my senior in primary school some 10 years earlier in warri. I was 18 in 1993. Go figure.Furo Eyenemi played under 21 in 1999. Informed Sources from P/Harcourt say he was a contemporary of Tarila Okorowanta. Tarila retired from the Green Eagles in the mid 1980's. Go figure.Okoye, the goal tender for the 1999 U21 team was bald, a university graduate and a father before thE Nigeria 99 Championship. Go figure.Dont let me talk about Phillip Osondu.

Laugh wan cash me die.

Me i don know say dose our playas na caterpillar dem take demolish their age. If me I go play soccer for naija, walahi na under 12 i go play. Once I shave off dis yeye beard, i dey look like new born pikin sef.
Dat reminds me, e get one of my guys like dat wey get like four diferren CV, labelled A, B, C, D. Each of the ages for the CV dey different. So when im apply for one job, im go open file. Another application, another file.

Globacom: CV C
MTN: CV B
CELTEL: CV A

when dem call am for interview, im go go archives go check which CV im use apply. De nite before im interview im go come go dey jack im own CV like say im get exam for the next day... dey cram im own CV, make im no go carry CV A info for CV C own.

Why we com be crook like dis for naija.
I dey use dis opportunity place warning say, any blogger wey my office catch, wey dey involve shimself in crooked crooked something, na im and Nuhu go enta leg for the same trouser o.

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Goodluck don call me be dat o. Maybe im wan make I go help am fetch water make im take evening bath. Na houseboy I be abi na blogger-general? I no go dey take dis kin' nonsense o...

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